Thursday, March 25, 2010

Teaching Miss Swan

Title: Teaching Miss Swan
Author: Beth Is Here
Summary: Bella needs to learn some new tricks, and she knows just the man to teach her. A O/S for the Public Lovin Contest
Category: AU, AH. One shot. Lemon
Links: BethIsHere's Twitter, Public Lovin' Contest

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

The Assistant

Title: The Assistant
Author: liioncub
Summary: Bella Swan has taken a job as an assistant to the wealthy CEO, Edward Cullen. Except, she is not being paid to assist him in the office. Lemons
Category: AU, AH. Romance
Links: liioncub's twitter, liioncub's livejournal

Stripped

Title: Stripped
Author: JessicaLG717
Summary: Bella finds herself left alone to raise her two young children as a single mother. What will happen when she takes on a difficult new job, makes a new friend and bumps into an old?
Category: AU, AH
Links: JessicaLG's twitter


Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Lost Without You

Title: Lost Without You
Author:
JessicaLG717
Summary:
Edward & Bella have a rare & special connection. They've been seperated before, but when they become seperated again all too soon, will things work out, or will one of their worst nightmares come true?
Category:
AU, AH
Links:
JessicaLG's twitter



Freeze Frame

Title: Freeze Frame
Author: Jewels64
Summary: Successful Edward Cullen, once a high school geek in love with Bella Swan, discovers she is the new Playboy centerfold. Old feelings surface. Edward searches her out. Will she return his feelings? Is this love or unrequited lust?
Category: AU, AH
Links: Jewel64's Livejournal, Jewel64's twitter



Monday, March 22, 2010

Hello to all...

Hello to all comers (or cummers) and goers,

I am Zesty. Or you can me T.
[insert awkward hello wave]



I am here to display to all you wonderful people the aesthetics of my work.
I'm just kidding - it's not that pretty.

Here's the truth, yo. I make banners for Twilight fan fiction.
Don't like it? Don't judge, Grumpy McPrejudice!

Twilight fan fiction is what we wish our beloved characters would do. I like Twilight, but I love the fan fiction more. In this world we get to see the characters do things they haven't done (like having very hot, descriptive sex that makes you want to open a tab of porn so that you can get off, because the sexual frustration is just too much), or go through things, like rites of passage, and just have something more real, that makes them human beings (known as All-Human "AH" fics) and more "relate-able."

Since I don't do any writing (that I post, anyway) I am here to make other people's works look presentable, pretty... basically put a cover on their books.
I like what I do. I'm just really beginning and I have a crappy and antediluvian version of Adobe Photoshop, it still works and basically has the same amenities as others, it's just... old.

So, would you like to know who and what I am?


I am a soon-to-be nineteen year old human female. I live in the Bay Area (aka San Francisco Bay) and I go to college. I am single. I am Brazilian. Umm... I like poetry and therefore I like to read. I like Twilight fan fiction (as stated and defended above). I am hardcore about Edward and Bella. I believe that canon (version from the book) Bella is a brat, and Edward is perfect.
I know men like him doesn't exist, and I deal with the letdown as best as I can.

Why do I go by Zesty, or T? Because my real name is easily identifiable. People know I like Twilight (I have two posters in my room, a small one that a friend got for me, and a large poster that I got as a gag gift, it hangs behind my bedroom door), few know I read fan fiction. People IRL (in real life) think it's weird and are often judgmental about fan fiction (I know I was) but when I discovered this world of lemons (sex scenes) and angst, and love, and that regular people write all this... I was blown away.


I was Magellan... I discovered a new world.

First FF (fan fiction) I read was vjgm's Boycotts and Barflies (it was taken down from FF sites because she made it into a book and now it's published! Congrats!). I came across it when I was in a forum about the first Twilight movie. If you have done the math, or for those of you who don't even think about math, I have been reading fan fiction for almost two years. I started reading in September of 2008.

This has been a good introduction, no?
Thanks for reading. I hope you'll stick around!


Playing With Fire

Title: Playing With Fire
Author: kleepalmer
Summary: Isabella is an aspiring novelist; Mr. Cullen is a famous Seattle book publisher. It is fate that brings them together, but will fate turn the other cheek when Mr. Cullen's business and personal life are destroyed completely? Rated M for lemons galore!
Category: AU, AH
Links: kleepalmer's twitter

Just Wait

Title: Just Wait
Author: InstantKarmaGirl
Summary: AH AU OOC In a world saturated by vices, Bella is forced to move in with her father to avoid the repercussions of her past deeds. But after she meets the socially withdrawn adopted son of the town's doctor, will she allow herself to open up and heal?
Category: AU, AH
Links: http://twitter.com/instntkarmagirl, http://instntkarmagirl.livejournal.com/, Twilighted Forum


Letters to Isabella

Title: Letters to Isabella
Author: writerinmydreams007
Summary: ((story yet to be published))
Category: AU, AH
Links: http://twitter.com/writerinmydream

Secrets & Lies

Title: Secrets & Lies
Author: Smut h00r
Summary: Alice is seeing a much older man, and no one can know about it. What happens when the secrets and lies begin taking over her life?
Category: AU, AH
Links: http://twitter.com/Smut_h00r, http://smuth00r.blogspot.com/



Smoking in the Boys' Room

Title: Smoking in the Boys' Room
Author: CorrinaTFF
Summary: Rendezvous in the boys' room under the bleachers at the football field was a regular routine. It's a way to pass the time, with good friends and a few smokes. What happens when things get complicated and feelings start to interfere?
Category: AU, AH
Links: http://corrinat.livejournal.com/, http://twitter.com/CorrinaTFF, Smoking in the Boys' Room on Twilighted.net



Only Little Girls

Title: Only Little Girls
Author: gangsterdorothy
Summary: One day, Bella wandered into the woods and came across a mysterious creature. Captivated by it, she begins her long association with it. But where will it take her? A short fantasy fairytale story.
Category: AU


The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep

Title: The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep
Author: bananapancakes7
Summary: Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward’s past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Category: AU
Links: Twilighted Forum


Stolen Singer

Title: Stolen Singer
Author: nerac
Summary: What if destiny had composed her song for you, the notes yours alone to cherish-but in the blink of an eye they were stolen by one you trusted? Could you fix the broken notes-the shattered harmony? Could you still make beautiful music...together? AU, ExB
Category: AU, Twilight
Links: Twilighted Forum, nerac's twitter


A Litany at Dusk



Title: A Litany at Dusk
Author:
duskwatcher2153
Summary: Edward's been a solitary vampire, hunting on the edges of society. He rejoins his family in Forks, ready to abstain and runs across a young woman praying. A choice must be made between one's heart, one's desires and one's soul. Darkward ExB AU
Category:
AU
Links: Twilighted Forum
Duskwatcher2153's twitter


La Canzone della Bella Cigna

Title: La Canzone della Bella Cigna
Author: philadelphic
Summary: Bella Swan learns that music school is not for sissies. Will foxy pianist Edward help her become a better musician or bite her head off?
Category: AU
Links: Twilighted Forum
Philadelphic's twitter



Expectations and Other Moving Pieces




Title: Expectations and Other Moving Pieces
Author: chrometurtle
Summary:Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Category: AU, AH
Links: Twilighted Forum


Bedroom Confessions

Title: Bedroom Confessions
Author:
JandMsMommy
Category:
AU, AH
Summary:
Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH;E/B

Empty Panes & Pretty Things

Title: Empty Panes and Pretty Things
Author: AydenMorgen
Category: AU, AH
Summary: Bella only wanted to survive the pain. But when Edward appears in her life and rips the numbness away; she realizes she wants something more than what she's always had. Will she let him put her together again or will their pasts bury them both? AH/AU.
Links: Ayden's Blog
Twilighed Thread

I made several banners for this fic that I love very, very much.